And Dov Shurin checks in from Eretz Yisrael with all the latest news.

Don’t forget the February issue of the Country Yossi Family Magazine comes out this Friday, featuring a cover story about up-and-coming musical superstar Heshy Goldstein.

But wait, there’s more! Like Rosh Chodesh Bentsching with Yossi’s father. It’s like we say in the radio biz, “Wow, what a deal!”

Don’t miss the February issue of Country Yossi Family Magazine, coming out January 27th, because your parakeet is tired of reading the January issue at the bottom of his cage.

And Dov Shurin shares the latest news and comment from Israel.

Beyond that, what more can I say? I got nothin’. But if you have any suggestions, add them in the comments section.

What can we say about Heshy G. and his new album,  Shomer Yisroel? Well, you’ll read all about it in the next issue of Country Yossi Family Magazine, but for now,  just visit Heshy’s website: http://www.shomeryisroel.com/ for more information, to preview the songs, and of course, purchase the product.

And what Country Yossi Show would be complete without a visit from Dov Shurin with the latest news from Israel, and of course, your phone calls? Not this one, that’s for sure!

Can’t stand the deprivation? We have two years worth of classic shows waiting for you — and by “classic” we mean “old.” Just click the months on the right to peruse the archives.

We can’t be sure, but Country Yossi may be planning to drop a Matzo Ball in Times Square for New Year’s Eve.

The boys will be back next week, so you still have time to pick up some ear plugs.

For the first night of Chanukah, Country and Heshy — arguably not the brightest wicks on the menorah themselves — are again joined by the shining light that is Eli Gerstner to remind us of the existence of his latest CD, YBC5: Chanukah.

Did you know that the second English song on the album is a humorous look at Chanukahs past, called “Those Were the Nights.” With lyrics by our very own Country Yossi, this is straight-up, flat-out Country Yossi, doing what he does best. It takes a hysterical look at those eight dreidel-spinning, latke-gorging, gelt-giving nights of our youth. The boys loved performing it in the studio. They couldn’t keep still while singing it though, and had to do many retakes before they managed to stifle their laughter.

And now this delightful track has become a viral video sensation, and Eli is here to tell us all about it. But why just tell when you can see it for yourself on YouTube. After all, if a picture is worth a thousand words, a video must be worth at least twice that.

Add to that Rosh Chodesh Bentsching with Yossi’s father and the latest news from Israel with Dov Shurin and it’s a Chanukah spectacular for the ages. Well, at least ages 5 to 7, maybe.

Stay tuned to see if our boys can keep their brilliance for the full hour, let alone eight whole days!

Tonight,  Country and Heshy welcome Jewish music great Isaac Bitton, a.k.a. Raya Mehemna.

Isaac Bitton is back with his new album “Generation Redemption.” Continuing on his path of fusing powerful soulful cues along with Moroccan Roll and AndalBlues, “Generation Redemption” is a melodic treat for those looking to rock or be moved.

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any more spectacular, who should call in but Dov Shurin with the latest news from Israel! It would have been earlier news, but we were backed up with Isaac.

No time for regular shailes this evening, so feel free to make up your own.

This week, Country and Heshy have the shailes, the whole shailes and nothing but the shailes. And don’t miss this week’s special rhyming qualifying question!

Also, despite our best efforts to prevent it, Dov Shurin checks in with the latetst news from Israel.  Well, it could be worse. We’re not really sure how, but I’m sure it could be worse.

Country and Heshy have more shailes than you can shake a stick at, if that’s your idea of a good time. Think you can match wits with these two? It may not be a fair fight, because with them involved, a battle of wits contains nitwits, dimwits and halfwits!

Tonight, your humble podcaster gets the special honor of being the butt of some of Country and Heshy’s Top-of -the-Show schticklach, with an emphasis — apparently — on the Butt. Why, you… I oughta…!

Add to that Rosh Chodesh Bentsching with Yossi’s father and the latest news from Jerusalem with Dov Shurin and you’ve got another show that’s not to be missed. But believe me, we’ve tried to miss it.

And in the spirit of Thanksgiving, you can be thankful you won’t have to hear from these two Turkeys for another week.

Today’s program is mercifully shortened by a few minutes thanks to the magic of technical difficulties, so consider yourself lucky. Still, even in the face of adversity, Country and Hesh still manage to give away some gevaldigeh grand prizes.

And, speaking of adversity, Dov Shurin checks in with the latest news from Israel!

It’s wall-to-wall calls, with non-stop shailes and a whole bunch of Grand Prize Winners!

And Dov Shurin checks in with latest news from Israel.

Also, despite the best efforts of the protesters occupying 13th Avenue, the November issue of Country Yossi Family Magazine comes out on Friday. As soon as we figure out how to get it back in again, we’ll let you know. Look for it in fine recycling bins everywhere.

Tonight, Country and Heshy are joined by a special guest: up-and-coming recording artist Moshe Hecht, to discuss his new album, “Heart is Alive.”

And we get a Teaneck Snowstorm Blackout update from Norman Gilden, before he tells us all about the upcoming OHEL Concert: The Music We Love: Monday, November 14, 2011 at 7:30 pm at the Mason Hall, Baruch Performing Arts Center, 55 Lexington Avenue, NYC. For more information, call toll-free: 1 866 OHEL-TIX.

And what would a Country Yossi Show be without your phone calls? It would be a lot shorter, that’s what. So we have some of those, too.

And Dov Shurin checks in with the latest news from Israel!

This week, Country and Heshy are joined by your humble podcaster Mike Pollock for their special feature: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About The Country Yossi Show Podcasts But Were Afraid To Ask Because You Thought The Answers Would Be Too Long And Boring, And From The Sound Of It, You Were Probably Right.

Somehow, the boys still managed to squeeze in your phone calls and give away a Grand Prize or two!

Plus, Dov Shurin checks in with the latest news from Israel, but don’t let that spoil your enjoyment of the program.

Tonight, the tale of a broken watch leads Country Yossi to give a special shout-out to two of Boro Park’s finest upstanding merchants:

• 13th Avenue Barber Shop, 4010 13th Avenue, 718-854-4465

And Country’s new best friend:

• Ervin Leitman Watch Repair, 1682 53rd Street, Days: 718 744-7711 / Evenings: 718 435-0810

Plus, speaking of watches, Dov Shurin is watching the latest news from Israel, and Country and Heshy find the time to hand out a Grand Prize or two.

Next week, The Country Yossi Show takes time off for Chol HaMoed Sukkot, but join us in two weeks (or a fortnight, if you wanna be fancy) for a special visit from your humble podcaster Mike Pollock, who’ll answer all your Country Yossi Show Podcast questions (which, if you’re already reading this on the Country Yossi Show Podcast page, you may already know the answers to).

Just when you thought the New Year was off to a great start, The Country Yossi Show takes to the air once again. Ah, well. Into every life a little rain must fall. (And onto every gefilte fish a little chrain must fall!)

And as we start to mark off the dates on this year’s calendar, Country has a different type of dating on his mind. He’s joined by Yael Respler, PhD, to discuss the Shidduch crisis. Dr. Respler is determined to turn the World Wide Web into the World Wide Wed with the introduction of her new website: yourbashert.com. If you’re unlucky in love, or just want to help those that are as a Shadchan, don’t delay, sign up today! Your Bashert is waiting for you somewhere.

Once again, from Country, Heshy, and your faithful podcaster, Mike, a Gut G’bentsch’d Yahr, Gut Yontif, have an easy fast, and don’t forget to start writing 5772 on all your checks!

In the immortal words of Country Yossi:

Due to tech difficulties no show tonight!

Join us next week, same time, same station, same podcast, for our regularly scheduled program.

From Country, Heshy, and your faithful podcaster, Mike, Gut Yontif, L’shanah Tovah, and don’t forget to start writing 5772 on all your checks!

Don’t fail to miss our next existing episode at our regular time, next Tuesday at 8:00 PM ET on WSNR-AM/620, on the stream at TalkineCommunications.com, and right here on this podcast. It could happen!