Country Yossi Family Magazine Issue #195 / Vol 27 No 5

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Country Yossi's long awaited, eagerly anticipated, highly venerated uberspectacular Chanukah issue arrives just in time for your holiday shopping! Jam packed with price-buster, gift-giving specials and other assorted Gevaldiger Metzios you'll recoup twice the cover price in no time at all!  Oozing like an overstuffed jelly donut with inspiring, informative and exclusive reportage, this issue headlines the star-studded HASC 28 concert at Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center! Sizzlin' like a fresh potato latke this copious compendium features the latest releases from Uncle Moishe, Benny Friedman,Mitzvah Blvd, the Weinreb Bros and Heshy Lowy among others! So pick one up today before you're completely left Latkeless!

Country Yossi Family Magazine Issue #194 / Vol 27 No 4

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Country Yossi's eagerly awaited Sept/Rosh Hashanah/Yom Kippur/Sukkos issue floods the streets in a veritable tsunami of literary abundance! The inundating, out gushing deluge begins with the heart-warming tale of a young little-league pitcher who was told by the umpire to remove his Tzitzis! What happened next will warm the cockles of your heart! The torrential Niagara continues with Torah, advice, inane shmoozes and a profusion of captivating, inspiring articles you just wont find anywhere else!

So grab a copy today or read it online before they're gone like last years geklopteh Shainis!

Off The Wall: Proportionality

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While I was watching and listening to the gnashing of teeth and wailing and moaning about mighty, powerful Israel’s disproportionate response to the current, ongoing campaign of terror being waged against it, by the poor, downtrodden Arab civilians, it suddenly occurred to me… they are right!
Let’s examine the situation logically. This latest madness began in earnest with the kidnapping and brutal murder of three innocent young Yeshiva boys, involved in nothing more dastardly than trying to get home to their loving families for Shabbat.
What is the impact on the Jewish people of these horrific crimes – crimes which are only one step on the road towards the oft-unambiguously-stated ultimate goal of annihilating the State of Israel along with the entire Jewish world population?
Well here’s where the math comes in.
The total number of Jews in the world is approximately 14,000,000, whereas the total world Muslim population stands at 2,080,000,000.
So if we were to respond proportionately, for every Jew killed, we should kill 149 Muslims. (1 divided by 14 million times 2.08 billion.)
As of this writing 27 Israelis have died. If we responded proportionately there would be 4,023 dead Muslims.
Everyone for proportionality – raise your hands.

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Country Yossi Shavuous issue right here, right now! Hits the street Friday!

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Eli Gerstner's long awaited YBC6 explodes onto the Jewish Music scene with a front cover exclusive that takes you behind the scenes of this musical masterpiece!
Title cut "Modeh Ani/Thank You" is the first English song to headline a YBC album and when you hear it you'll understand why Eli changed his mind and broke precedent at the last minute! (I am proud and honored to have been asked to write the lyrics.)
 
Kivi and Tuki vol 6 Count Your Blessings, an all new treasure for the little kinderlach, gets the royal treatment as well in this action packed issue!
Grab a copy Friday! The first 1,000 copies include a free piece of cheese-cake!

Country Yossi Spectacular Pesach issue Right Here, Right Now!

Our 26th anniversary issue virtually explodes with excitement as we go undercover to discover the mind-boggling details of the Ultimate Pesach Funtacular!


Read all about the unbeatable collection of super-talented stars that will appear, like The Miami Boys Choir, The Twins from France, Uncle Moishy, Ari Goldwag and a few other surprises- not to mention the amazing outdoor rides,carnival, games and food! 


And not to worry! This issue contains NO CHOMETZ and is totally NON-GEBRUKTS! But just to be safe don't use the first or last page to wrap your fish!

Country Yossi Spectacular Pesach Issue Coming Friday!

Our 26th anniversary issue virtually explodes with excitement as we go undercover to discover the mind-boggling details of the Ultimate Pesach Funtacular!

Read all about the unbeatable collection of super-talented stars that will appear, like The Miami Boys Choir, The Twins from France, Uncle Moishy, Ari Goldwag and a few other surprises- not to mention the amazing outdoor rides,carnival, games and food! 

And not to worry! This issue contains NO CHOMETZ and is totally NON-GEBRUKTS! But just to be safe don't use the first or last page to wrap your fish!

Look for it Friday morning in a store near you!
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Purim Parody Issue Cover Up!

Our spectacular Purim parody issue is almost ready for release (out this Friday) but we couldn't wait to share this beautiful cover with you!
 
Megillas Lester has raised the bar on Jewish video production to levels rivaling Disney and Pixar! We got the inside story from the talented team that produced this magnificent masterpiece!
 
We also spotlight the Big Chazaq Event II and take you behind the exciting preparations to this most amazing and unforgettable happening!
 
Of course, our National Yenta Purim Parody will have you staggering around before you even had your first drink!
 
So pick up a copy and put some in your Shalach Monos!
 
Wishing you all ah freilichin Purim!
 
Enjoy,
 
CY

Country Yossi Jan/Feb

Country Yossi Family Magazine is right here, right now! Read it online before it hits the streets on Friday, so you can decide if it's worth walking outside for.


Our exclusive, in-depth cover story features sensational, new singing phenom Dovid Moskovits, recent winner of the Jewish Star international singing competition! His new CD, Shalom, is getting rave reviews!

Country Yossi Chanukah Issue

Country Yossi's Spectacular Chanukah issue featuring 40 years of Camp HASC and a Star-studded ensemble of Jewish music artists like Avraham Fried, Ohad, Eighth Day, Diaspora Yeshiva Band, Benny Friedman, Abie Rottenberg and Boruch Levine!
 
We spotlight Ari Goldwag's red hot new album "Am Echad" and give you an advance preview of Mitzvah Blvd's new "Wonders of Hashem" DVD!
 
Of course the all new Z Report covers all musical bases as usual!

Country Yossi Family Magazine Hit the Streets October 18!

Get your copy before they're all gone!